'Already on another Trump jury': Internet in splits as Bill Maher humorously shares fictional excuses jurors used to avoid ex-prez's trial

Bill Maher joked that the events of the week served as a reminder of our civic responsibilities to try to get out of jury duty
Bill Maher riffed on how much easier it was to get out of jury duty for Donald Trump’s hush money trial (@RealTime/Youtube; Getty Images)
Bill Maher riffed on how much easier it was to get out of jury duty for Donald Trump’s hush money trial (@RealTime/Youtube; Getty Images)

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK CITY: During this week's episode of 'Real Time with Bill Maher', the host humorously commented on how much simpler it seemed to avoid serving on the jury for Donald Trump's hush money trial in New York compared to typical jury duty scenarios.

Maher, showing reluctance to serve as a juror himself, joked that the events of the week served as a reminder of "our civic responsibilities to try to get out of jury duty."



 

He mentioned that usual excuses for exemption may include being a caretaker, but it appeared significantly easier to be excused from the Trump case.

Bill Maher mocks absurd juror excuses in Trump trial

Referring to a story from Axios, Maher pointed out that half of the potential jurors were dismissed when the judge asked the jury pool to indicate if they couldn't remain impartial.

Maher then proceeded to jest about additional purported excuses, accompanied by illustrations of fictional jurors. These excuses included:

“It’s a conflict of interest, I also sell my bible.”

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

“I used to be a hooker in Moscow, and Trump peed on me.”

“I’m already on another Trump jury.”

“Never heard of this Trump dude, but he looks guilty as f–k.”

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

Following the racial illustration, Maher's jokes shifted towards reasons less directly linked to Trump:

"I’m totally into this trial because it’s the one where the chick s–ts the bed, right?" This alludes to recent burglaries involving a woman defecating in the bedrooms of the targeted homes.

"I’m dating a cicada and this will be our first time to f–k in 17 years.”  The illustration depicted a man overly excited with a large cicada on his shoulder.

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

"I’m still grieving over the death of O.J. Simpson."

Illustrated with a Latino-appearing man: "If Trump goes to jail, I don’t get deported, right?"

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

Illustrated with a woman who appeared to be Asian: "I can’t serve, I’m chained up in P. Diddy’s guest house."

The logistics of being both in court and confined are unclear in this scenario.

"Dad, it's me, Tiffany," illustrated with a courtroom portrait of Trump's less prominent daughter, Tiffany Trump.

Bill Maher's witty remarks spark hilarious reactions on social media

Behar's comments had social media users in stitches, with hilarious reactions and comedic responses.

One viewer wrote, "Already on another Trump jury" best line of the week. Month. Year."

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

Another viewer wrote, "With excuses like that you never know if they actually happened."

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

One more person said, "That last one___ ouch!."

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

Another viewer said, "Squeezed in Tiffany right at the end."

Another comment read, "Funny! And the imagery is great!." 

(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)

"Good job writers. You hit it out of the park on this segment!." one person praised. 

This article contains remarks made on the internet by individual people and organizations. MEAWW cannot confirm them independently and does not support claims or opinions being made online.

GET BREAKING U.S. NEWS & POLITICAL UPDATES
STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX.

MORE STORIES

Ron Johnson and six other Republicans urged a delay, demanding a review of election losses and changes in party leadership
2026-11-11T05:21:52.000Z
Trump accused the BBC of deliberately editing his speech to make it appear he had directly encouraged violent action
2026-11-11T04:47:49.000Z
In his memoir, Joe Biden described the apparent contradiction as 'as if there were two Donald Trumps'
2026-11-11T03:52:24.000Z
Nine Kennedy family members opposed Donald Trump's arch, arguing it would obstruct views of President John F Kennedy’s grave and Eternal Flame
2026-11-11T03:40:32.000Z
US officials have reportedly assessed that Iran's ability to launch attacks within the country and other overseas territories remains limited
2026-11-11T03:18:55.000Z
Mike Johnson called Democrats taking control of the House a 'great tragedy,' saying Republicans could have continued delivering on their agenda
2026-11-11T02:12:06.000Z
Members of both parties in the House, including returning and newly elected lawmakers, meet privately to choose their leaders through secret ballot voting
2026-11-10T20:48:49.000Z
A three-judge panel of a federal appeals court ruled against the Trump administration’s plan to investigate the government’s confidential data leak cases, suggesting access to journalists’ LinkedIn records could impart a 'damaging blow' to First Amendment rights
2026-11-10T20:03:35.000Z
As the House prepares to consider a vote on Hegseth’s impeachment resolution, administration officials and Republican allies, including House Speaker Mike Johnson, Attorney General Todd Blanche and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, have defended the Pentagon chief’s military actions in Iran
2026-11-10T18:54:10.000Z
Senator Rick Scott, who signed a letter calling for Tuesday’s leadership vote to be postponed, said Republicans should first decide what they want to achieve before choosing their leader
2026-11-10T17:09:57.000Z