'What a cheap man': Internet backs Jimmy Fallon as he roasts Donald Trump's pizza delivery skills
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: In a recent episode of 'The Tonight Show', Jimmy Fallon hilariously poked fun at former President Donald Trump's pizza delivery skills, or lack thereof.
Trump, fresh from a hush money trial, made a pit stop at a New York fire station to deliver pizzas to firefighters. However, Fallon couldn't help but comment on Trump's awkward handling of the pizza box, remarking, "He’s clearly never held a box of pizza before."
Donald Trump's pizza delivery fumble
Jimmy Fallon didn't hold back in his comedic critique, showing footage of Trump awkwardly tilting the pizza box as he attempted his delivery.
Mimicking Trump's voice, Fallon jokingly quipped, "Enjoy your boxtop covered with cheese, everybody — here you go, here’s your pizza." He further likened Trump's handling of the pizza box to someone navigating a marble maze or a Kardashian delicately holding a salad.
"He holds a pizza box like it’s one of those marble mazes," Fallon added, emphasizing the awkwardness of Trump's delivery technique.
Despite the comedic jabs, Trump's visit to the fire station seemed to go over well with the firefighters, with some expressing support for his candidacy. One firefighter even told the GOP candidate, "You gotta win!" while another commented, "Sir, save us please."
Jimmy Fallon's unrelenting humor
However, Fallon couldn't resist continuing to tease Trump throughout the episode, even incorporating the mishap into his "Thank You Notes" segment. "He’s holding a pizza box like a Kardashian holds a salad," Fallon said, seamlessly integrating his humor into the ongoing monologue.
Switching gears, Fallon also took a humorous look at recent news surrounding the potential reclassification of marijuana as a lower-risk substance.
He jokingly imagined a commercial for "fast-acting marijuana," listing amusing side effects such as binge-watching "House Hunters" or pondering why peanut butter isn't called "big-boned peanut butter."
"…wondering why they call it chunky peanut butter and not ‘big-boned peanut butter,’ thinking you have a great idea for an invention until you realize you just came up with the
iPhone, trying to play Connect Four and not being able to remember the rules," the commercial’s rundown continued, showcasing Fallon's knack for weaving absurd scenarios into his comedy.
Beyond Trump and marijuana, Fallon's monologue touched on various topics, including the Kentucky Derby, New York sports, and speculation about Trump's vice presidential candidates. The episode was filled with laughter as Fallon delivered his signature brand of witty humor.
Donald Trump's pizza delivery debacle sparks online commentary
Amidst Jimmy Fallon's comical takedown of Donald Trump's pizza delivery mishap, social media users wasted no time in chiming in with their own hilarious observations.
One user wrote, "Wow!! Trump would even make a lousy pizza delivery boy. Is breaking the law the only thing Trump's good at?"
Another said, "Pretty sure that pizza box was empty, lol."
One said,"That pizza was already delivered... Such a grifter."
Another said, "One pizza for all the firefighters?"
One stated, "He delivered TWO pizzas? Just two? What a cheap man he is."
One user replied, "Those pizza's didn't make it to the firefighters, Trump ate them in the Limo."
Another commented, "Trump actually delivered a pizza that was already delivered. Leave it to Trump to take credit for something someone else did."
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