Internet divided as Jesse Watters mocks Joe Biden’s ‘fake stories’, claims POTUS is ‘most highly produced candidate in American history’

Jesse Watters mocked Joe Biden's 'crazy' stories like cannibals eating his uncle
On 'Jesse Watters Primetime', the host highlights the importance of setting a narrative for political success as he critiques Joe Biden's 'tales' (Fox News/ YouTube)
On 'Jesse Watters Primetime', the host highlights the importance of setting a narrative for political success as he critiques Joe Biden's 'tales' (Fox News/ YouTube)

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK: Fox News host Jesse Watters recently shed light on what he perceives as the Biden administration's reliance on fictional stories and strategic narratives.

"All winning campaigns have one thing in common: They had a good story to tell," Watters said on 'Jesse Watters Primetime', emphasizing the importance of narrative in political success.



 

However, he quickly moved on to criticize President Joe Biden's storytelling style.

"But all of Joe Biden's stories are about himself. The kinds of stories so crazy that you can't even question."

Jesse Watters takes aim at Biden's lifeguard tales

"Last week, Biden said cannibals ate his uncle," Watters quipped, highlighting a particularly bizarre anecdote from Biden's repertoire.

He then turned to one of Biden's favorite tales from his lifeguard days, replete with colorful characters like Corn Pop and Chop Somali, portraying these stories as more fiction than fact.

Watters noted the shift, pointing out, "Today, Biden retold his story by that gleaming Delaware pool when he sat down for an interview with the one and only Howard Stern."

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Jesse Watters took a swipe at Joe Biden's cannibals and lifeguard tales (Fox News/YouTube)

"You used to have to be brave to go on Howard Stern. Donald Trump used to go on Howard all the time," Watters said, acknowledging Stern's skills.

"Howard said Trump was his best guest. But now Stern's show is just a safe place for a guy like Biden just to tell old stories, whether they're true or not."

Watters then clarified, "Nothing wrong with Howard Stern. He's a great interviewer. But if you're really trying to win hearts and minds, you don't skip out on Super Bowl interviews from Fox, CBS and run away from the New York Times to do interviews with Al Roker or Seth Meyers. Or Howard. I mean, these aren't political journalists. They're shock jocks, weathermen, comedians. They can't hold a candle to 'The King of Late Night'."

Jesse Watters exposes Spielberg's involvement in Biden campaign's storytelling

After the subtle dig, Watters took aim at Biden's alleged exaggerated and false stories.

"So it's the place you go when you have a fictional story to tell, the only ones buying the Joe Biden stories. Steven Spielberg has been quietly working with the campaign to direct Joe Biden," Watters mocked.

"Spielberg has been holding strategy sessions, choreographing the President's story, and it's set to premiere at the DNC in Chicago this August. We hope it looks better than this. This is boring," Watters added. 

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Jesse Watters joked that Stephen Spielberg may be behind Joe Biden's concocted stories (Fox News/YouTube)

"Trump's throwing footballs to college kids. He's hanging out at the bodega and construction sites," Watters said.

"Biden's telling fake stories in front of fake crowds and fake White House sets. It's all fiction. Joe Biden's the most highly produced candidate in American history, and the White House is more focused on making sure their main character stays on his two feet than they are focused on you," the host added.

"They've changed Biden's whole walking routine....to hide his gait," he said.

Internet reacts to Watters' claim on Biden's storytelling

People expressed mixed reactions to Watters' humorous jab at Joe Biden's storytelling.

One user wrote, "Isn’t that the truth! Listening to the Stern interview now. Stern is so in love with Biden. I’m sick!"

Another said, "Tired of lying Biden and his b.s."

Another viewer noted, "Im in the middle between: you don't say and how about that..."

One more viewer said, "No, he’s the one who’s highly produced for the American people."

On the other hand, one comment read, "All of Joe Biden's stories are about himself!?! Biden tells crazy stories!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! Trump talks about himself in the third person and traffics in conspiracy theories! Watters once again proves that he’s moved beyond mere opinion to being a pathetic propagandist."

Another comment dissed Trump to make a comparison, saying, "Really? More than the guy who’s spackled, spray pained orange, and has a ferret glued to his head."

"Nobody believes what these dummies have to say except the mega turds," said another viewer. 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 

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