“Gulf of Trump”?

“We are about lots of firsts. Designated English as the official language of the United States of America. We did that very powerfully. ”From there, he turned to the map: “And while we’re at it, we also took the Gulf of Mexico. And now it’s the Gulf of America. Because we have 92% of the shoreline… Mexico has a small percentage, about 8%. We have 92%. And I said, why is it the Gulf of Mexico? It should be the Gulf of America.” Then came the line designed to melt headlines: “I was going to call it the Gulf of Trump, but I thought that I would be killed if I did that… My people worked so hard. ‘Sir, I don’t think it’ll look too good.’ My people don’t rebuff me too much. The Gulf of Trump… that does have a good ring, though. Maybe we could do that. It’s not too late.”