'I have much to learn': Jon Stewart mocks Tucker Carlson's Putin interview and grocery shopping in Russia

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: In a recent episode of 'The Daily Show,' Jon Stewart humorously dissected Tucker Carlson's interview with Vladimir Putin, and his observations during a trip to Russia.

Stewart started with a tongue-in-cheek monologue about television's decline and then addressed the backlash he received for his comments on President Joe Biden in a previous episode.

Stewart's comic prelude to Carlson critique

Stewart kicked off with humor, declaring himself the "captain of this dying medium" and sharing an amusing encounter with someone acknowledging television's decline. With wit, Stewart acknowledged his contribution to this phenomenon.

"Why would you even say that to me? I had a gentleman tell me tonight, he said, 'Oh, I'm so happy to be here. You know, television is dying.' I said, I am aware. And, in fact, I'm contributing to it. You're welcome." 

'Universally glowing' response and backlash over Biden comments

Stewart humorously recounted the positive response to his previous show, swiftly followed by the Twitter backlash over his comments about Joe Biden. He quirkily addressed the social media storm, highlighting the commonality of Twitter criticism that even extend to labradoodles.

Stewart's satirical take on Carlson's Putin interview

Stewart sarcastically applauded Carlson's journalism skills, playfully referring to him as "Professor Tucker Aloysius Mayflower Kennebunkport Backgammon Carlson III." He dissected Carlson's approach to the Putin interview, emphasizing the art of delivering unwavering loyalty to those in power.

"'Here's what we're doing it, first, because it's our job. We're in journalism'. Lie about what your job is. 'In journalism, our duty is to inform people'. Lie about what your duty is," Stewart said while playing a video of Carlson justifying his Putin interview.

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During the segment, Stewart mimicked Carlson's reactions to Putin's statements, highlighting his aversion to challenge Putin on his contentious remarks. He mocked Carlson's hypocrisy, saying, "Oh, shit. Kudos, sensei. That was deep. I have much to learn."

A cynical grocery store visit

Stewart's satire extended to Carlson's visit to a Russian grocery store. He cheekily highlighted Carlson's fascination with Russian bread and humorously critiqued his observations about grocery cart escalators and door-opening mechanisms.

"And just look at the technology they have here, Jon. Check out this amazing contraption. You put, OK, you put a quarter. And look what comes out, a gumball. [sniff] Oh, death to America." 

'The hidden fee to cheap groceries' critique

Stewart then touched on Carlson's comment about the cost of groceries in Russia and critiqued the lack of context regarding Russian incomes. He humorously implied that easy access to grocery carts was the cause of America's homeless problem.

"I didn't realize America's homeless problem is caused entirely by easy access to grocery carts," he quipped.

Unveiling the purpose of the deception

Stewart went on to satirize Carlson's alleged deception, suggesting that Carlson deliberately avoided discussing the hidden costs of Russia's system, such as political repression and the lack of freedom.

"But here's the reality. You [bleep] know all this. Because you aren't as dumb as your face would have us believe." 

'Equating systems' critique

The segment concluded with a critique of Carlson's attempt to equate the systems of Russia and the United States, emphasizing the importance of understanding basic economics and historical context.

"But our time is limited. Could you drive home the purpose of your deception on this trip in the most cynical way possible, please?"

Stewart's take on Carlson's motivation

In the final part, Stewart speculated on Carlson's motivation, suggesting that the narrative of the new civilizational battle being "woke versus unwoke" led to an alignment with Putin as an ally to the right. Stewart humorously emphasized the absurdity of prioritizing shopping carts over liberty.