Internet impressed by Bill Maher's 'Future Headlines: 2023 Edition', fans say 'best satire section ever'

'Real Time' is off for the holidays, but Bill Maher has all the 'news' that's yet to break between now and their return on January 19, 2024
PUBLISHED DEC 16, 2023
Host Bill Maher shared 'Future Headlines: Winter 2023 Edition' as 'Real Time'  goes off for the holidays (@RealTime/Youtube)
Host Bill Maher shared 'Future Headlines: Winter 2023 Edition' as 'Real Time' goes off for the holidays (@RealTime/Youtube)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: The department of 'Future Headlines' takes its job of reporting the news very seriously, even during the holidays, as Bill Maher, the host of 'Real Time' quipped during his show.

As per Maher, they have created a department that predicts future headlines, saying, "It has become a holiday tradition here even when we're about to have a month off." The show is off for the holidays and will return on January 19, 2024.



 

Bill Maher reads out 'Future Headlines'

Maher started the 'Future Headlines: Winter 2023 Edition' segment by saying, "We take very seriously our job here which is to tell you the news and give you the headline so even when we're off we, are able to do this with a department we call future headlines."

(
Bill Maher predicted a headline featuring Lauren Boebert (@RealTime/Youtube)

(@RealTime/Youtube)
Bill Maher also took a shot at Joe Biden and his son Hunter (@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)
A future headline also predicted 'Trump claiming to be a dictator' (@RealTime/Youtube)

Some of the future headlines were: 'Lauren Bobbert being caught giving a h**d j*b at Christmas', 'Santa disappointing children', 'Trump claiming to be a dictator', 'Joe Biden's dog biting Hunter Biden's hooker', 'A college president refusing to condemn a group calling for the death of college presidents'.

(@RealTime/Youtube)
'Texas charging a fetus as an abortion accomplice' (@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)
'Vivek Ramaswamy revealing himself as a performance artist' (@RealTime/Youtube)
(@RealTime/Youtube)
'Taylor Swift single again' (@RealTime/Youtube)

'Texas charging a fetus as an abortion accomplice', 'A California homeless encampment petitioning to become a state', 'Vivek Ramas Swami revealing himself as a performance artist', 'The Rockefeller Christmas tree watching Rudy Giuliani get drunk', and 'Taylor Swift single again, releasing a new album called f**k Travis Kelce', also made it to the 'Future Headlines' segment. 

'You have made a masterpiece'

The December 16 episode was a concoction of clever headlines and was met with appreciative comments from fans. 

The comments read, "The best satire section ever, will never not be funny in this unsanitary world. God bless all your best luck next year Bill!"

(@RealTime/Youtube)
A user said, 'God bless all your best luck next year Bill' (@RealTime/Youtube)

"You have made a masterpiece!" declared another fan.

(@RealTime/Youtube)
Many users commented on the 'Future Headlines' segment (@RealTime/Youtube)

"Facebook meme level content. This is just as corny as the Babylon Bee," said one comment.

Another commented, "These were pretty good."

(@RealTime/Youtube)
'Hilarious', read a comment (@RealTime/Youtube)

Another wrote, "Hilarious."

(@RealTime/Youtube)
'Bill, you are the current Johnnie Carson', said one user (@RealTime/Youtube)

"Bill, you are the current Johnnie Carson! I love that you're monologue hits both republicans & dems!! Not afraid to make fun of both sides. A true patriot. Keep doing what your doing!" read one comment.

On a similar note, Bill Maher is taking a reflective journey through his commentary in his upcoming book, 'What This Comedian Said Will Shock You'.

Scheduled to be published by Simon & Schuster in June, Maher is revisiting over a decade of his editorials.

The book includes rewrites, reimaginings, and updates, with additional new material addressing the current moment.

Maher explores a diverse range of subjects, including free speech, drugs, religion, and show business. It'll be interesting to see how his thoughts have evolved over the years.

MORE STORIES

The post Khloe Kardashian liked featured Charlie Kirk speaking with a fan at an event about his devout Christian faith
5 days ago
Whitney Cummings sparked widespread outrage after posting a controversial tweet about the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk
5 days ago
Prince Harry was spotted entering King Charles’s London residence, months after saying his father had ignored his calls
7 days ago
Rosie O'Donnell said Ellen DeGeneres’ friendship denial hurt so much she printed T-shirts for her staff reading, 'I don’t know Rosie, we’re not friends'
Sep 10, 2025
A post alleged that Karoline Leavitt called Patti LaBelle 'just a singer,' leading LaBelle to deliver a seven-word response that froze the studio
Sep 10, 2025
Jennifer Lopez feels free channeling emotions into music, but Ben Affleck is embarrassed and sees it as crossing a line, according to the source
Sep 9, 2025
Howard Stern added that he missed last week’s show due to illness, not contract talks, and addressed rumors of being fired from his own show
Sep 9, 2025
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement in August 2025 triggered a wave of pregnancy chatter after an ultrasound photo went viral
Sep 9, 2025
Ed Sheeran, 34, revealed that he was leaving Suffolk with his wife Cherry Seaborn and their two daughters, Lyra and Jupiter
Sep 9, 2025
From Ice Spice’s chaotic corset to Paris Hilton’s flame dress, see the celebs who landed on the worst-dressed list at the 2025 VMAs
Sep 8, 2025