'Balls of gold apparently': Father of 12 Nick Cannon sends Internet into frenzy as he insures his 'family jewels' for whopping $10M

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: Prioritizing his family jewels first, comedian-actor Nick Cannon took out an insurance policy on his well-tried testicles, which he values at an astounding eight figures.

The host of 'The Masked Singer', who has fathered 12 children with six different women, disclosed that he holds a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles.

On Friday, June 7, Dr. Squatch, a men's personal care business, revealed that it had partnered with Cannon to acquire the million-dollar insurance policy through Momentous Insurance/MMA, per TMZ.

The 43-year-old and his ex-wife, Mariah Carey, have 13-year-old twins named Moroccan and Monroe. He recently revealed that one of his kids has an autistic diagnosis.

His extensive family also includes Rise Messiah (20 months), Powerful Queen (3), Golden Sagon (7), and Beautiful Zeppelin (1) with Abby De La Rosa; twin boys Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heirn (2), and Legendary Love (1) with Bre Tiesi.

He also has Onyx (1) with LaNisha Cole; and Halo Marie (1) with Alyssa Scott. With Alyssa Scott, he also shared his infant son Zen, who passed away in 2021.

Nick Cannon's Orbs insured for $10M after welcoming 12 kids

The 'Drumline' star and famous father of 12 revealed on social media that Dr. Squatch, the soap opera firm, had insured the little Cannons for an astounding $10 million. "It’s official! I have the most valuable balls in the world!"

Cannon proceeded to elucidate that the soap brand provided insurance for his posterior through their "Ball-to-Ball Coverage," and he urged his audience to visit the company's website to determine the worth of their testicles.

Cannon wrote without providing any information on other people's ball values to support his assertions. The press release maintained that Cannon's insurance coverage was real, yet it was obvious that the entire thing was a staged publicity stunt, per Entertainment Weekly.

The Los Angeles-based company evaluated Cannon's worth using its Ball Valuation Tool during the promotion of their new "Ball Care Line," and thus, they bestowed upon him the title of "Most Valuable Balls in the World."

In the accompanying Instagram video, Cannon played with a suggestive set of golden eggs while celebrating his asset price.

The narrator of the advertisement states, "Nick Cannon’s golden balls are single-handedly keeping the human population afloat," while shocking footage of Cannon's adult head placed onto newborn bodies is shown.

"He’s fathered 12 children that he knows of, and shows no signs of stopping."

The video ends with a disclaimer that says, "Dr. Squatch does not actually sell insurance products. We do, however, sell products to care for and protect your balls."

The father of 12 stated, "Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids."

"Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!" Cannon added.

Cannon had no concrete plans for baby No. 13 as of now. The comedian made it clear in an interview with People that he was "chilling right now," though he didn't specifically rule out making changes to his plans in the future.

Nick Cannon's insuring his assets sent the Internet into a frenzy

Internet users could not keep calm over Cannon's latest insurance policy as one X (formerly Twitter) exclaimed, "Oh my… balls of gold apparently lol"

A second user said, "MOST MEN WOULD GET A VASECTOMY, NICK BUILT DIFFERENT"

"Bro need to be stopped he’s up to something and I know it," chimed in another. [sic]

Another snarked, "Imma need you to pump those numbers up; those are rookie numbers playah." [sic]

One Facebook user commented, "I'd like to know exactly what was said to convince an insurance underwriter to issue a policy."

"Hopefully the insurance company stipulates what NORMAL wear and tear is," wrote another.

Another added, "Boy, my grandfather should have done the same thing LOL he had 18 children. I hope Nick doesn't think he's like the only person who can father children LOL"

"They're used up, what's to insure the insurance company is laughing all the way to the bank," commented another. [sic]

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