'Relieved when it stopped': Hugh Hefner’s widow Crystal Hefner claims Playboy tycoon was not good in bed

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: 'Playboy' founder Hugh Hefner might not have been the greatest at his favorite leisure activity, despite founding one of the sexiest publications ever.

Hugh Hefner's last and third wife Crystal Hefner opened up about her sexual relationship with the 'Playboy' tycoon in her new memoir, 'Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself'.

The now 37-year-old former Crystal Harris revealed to PEOPLE Magazine the environment she entered when Hugh was 60 years her senior. She was 21 and he was 82 when they first met in October 2008.

The late 'Playboy' mogul's ex-wife Crystal—who was married to the creator from 2012 until his death at 91 in 2017—has chastised him for his lack of "pleasing others" and bad sex prowess.

Crystal Hefner claims Hugh Hefner did not look at her when they had sex

Hugh was an impressive 60 years older than Crystal when they were married in 2012, and they remained together until he died in 2017. It seems that despite being married, they did not often consummate their marriage, to Crystal's relief.

Crystal characterized their first sexual experience together, which occurred on the evening of their Halloween party, as "odd and robotic" in her memoir 'Only Say Good Things'.

She wrote: "Like Hef was just going through the motions of something that had once been fun and sexy. Or maybe it was never fun and sexy."

She clarified that nobody was going to attempt to counsel Hugh on anything, especially regarding sex.

"I think when you have so much money and power and so many 'yes people' around you, you just stick with your own narrative in your mind. And then everyone else just goes along with it," Crystal further added.

When it was her time, Hugh never once looked at her, preferring to fix his bored gaze on the thoughtfully positioned mirror above. She wrote, "There was nothing sexy about it. It was about power and control and leverage. It was a performance. I was auditioning for a part."

However, Crystal had marveled over the years at Hugh's ignorance of her and his partners. In her memoir, she questions whether Hugh actually believed that everyone was having fun.

Crystal even casts doubt on Hugh's comprehension of intimacy. She wrote: "He seemed less sex-savvy than some of the teenage boys I’d been with years ago."

She further said, revealing that he didn't appear to be aware of shared pleasure: "It was clear to me Hef had never taken a moment in his entire life to figure out how to please someone else."

Crystal Hefner claims having sex with Hugh Hefner was 'well-oiled and well-practiced sequence of events'

In her memoir, Crystal described her sexual relations with Hugh as a "well-oiled and well-practiced sequence of events . . . that went the same exact way every time."

She wrote: "This was a well-oiled and well-practiced sequence of events. One that went the same exact way every time."

"Picking some girls from the party and bringing them up. Changing into the uniform for the job: silk pajamas. The dimming of the lights. The music. The porn. Passing the pot. And then the sex."

During her nearly nine years as one of Hugh's famous partners to his legally married wife, there was never any kissing, romance, or intimacy in that bedroom, either on her first night or the nights that followed.

Crystal claimed that, despite Hugh's reliance on sexual enhancement pills, she liked having sex in groups rather than alone. She talks about the "little blue pill nights" when he needed music playing while they had sex.

Crystal had the same Madonna music on loop whenever they got intimate. If she plays a single tune, "then no other music will be contaminated by this place," she claims in her book.

The sex stopped in 2014, said Crystal, "and I was relieved. There was no more bringing girls home, no more performances." She continues, "For years, I had been keeping up the Playboy charade for Hef, for the public."

Internet slams Crystal Hefner for chastizing Hugh Hefner after death

Crystal Hefner's latest revelations about her sex life with her ex-husband did not go well with online users, with several flocking to social media platforms to slam the former 'Playboy' model.

One such user wrote on Facebook: "I was never a fan of Hugh, but Crystal sharing all of these negative details just makes me feel like she was only there for the money. He might be looking bad, but she’s not looking all that great either! Just my opinion."

A second one added: "He was like 100 years old…of course it wasn’t great!!"

"The guy was like 90!! At least he tried lol And as for these women…I’m so tired of hearing their stories after the fact. They clearly knew what u were doing they weren’t clueless. U make ur bed u sleep in it," slammed a third one.

Another one seethed: "If she hates him so much she should change her last name BUT she won't because he wants that money. Why do we continue to give people like this a platform."

"Make bad choices, get rich then complain later….. seems acceptable and accurate in the current climate," mocked another one.

One more noted: "She is so ignorant she doesn’t realize that the more she talks the more she reveals how shallow and money hungry she is. Give it a rest."

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