Tim Dillon mocks Noem over husband's cross-dressing scandal while shading Trump: 'Biggest scam'
WASHINGTON, D.C.: Comedian and podcaster Tim Dillon laid into former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, her husband, and reports around them during a recent episode of his show, referencing the accounts that have gotten press attention in the last several days.
It discussed allegations against Bryon Noem, which Dillon mocked with commentary. His remarks were part of a broader discussion that also included criticism of political figures and policy issues.
Dillon references reports during satirical segment
During the episode, Dillon referred to claims reported about Bryon Noem, including alleged online activity tied to a niche kink.
Tim Dillon Dresses Up as Kristi Noem’s Husband
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“It's hard to hide these t*ts. What do you do, put them in a box under all the Christmas decorations?” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Wqz64zmFLo
Dillon pointed to The Daily Mail article that Bryon Noem, Kristi Noem’s husband, reportedly got huge breasts while talking to cam girls to please a “bimbofication” kink.
Dillon said he bought the H-cup breasts on Amazon for $200, and challenged Kristi Noem not to know that her husband was cheating.“It’s hard to hide these t*ts,” Dillon exclaimed. “Waddaya, put em in a box underneath all the Christmas decorations?”
After removing the prosthetics, Dillon went after Trump and his $1.5 trillion request for defense spending.
“They want to convert the country into a war economy. This is what this whole thing is about,” Dillon declared.
“It was about winning so that they could hand these government contracts to Palantir and all of these other companies and they could go and topple regimes all over the world and take their resources.”
Commentary expands to politics and policy
He challenged political leaders’ assertions on economic and national priorities and sounded alarms about defense spending. Dillon cited a $1.5 trillion request that’s been reported and argued such spending shows an emphasis on military buildup.
Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history” pic.twitter.com/HIWoWWLg2z
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He also spoke about the influence of big corporations and government contractors, saying some policies might help those groups as well. His comments connected those problems to current geopolitical conflicts and American interventionism abroad.
He continued, “And it’s the complete opposite of what these people said. And by the way, you can’t ignore the Israel connection in this. You can’t ignore Netanyahu, and you can’t ignore the people that put Trump into office and the people that gave him lots of money.”
Dillon then cut to video of Trump claiming the federal government can’t pay for daycare or Medicaid because it’s funding wars around the world.
“It’s the greatest con in history,” Dillon said.
“To run as America first and you’re gonna take care of America, and then turn around and go, you know, ‘All of these things: daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that. We’re fighting wars. That’s what we’re here to do.'”
Dillon added, “It is the greatest scam in history. And I gotta hand it to him, and I mean truly…this is the greatest about-face in political history that I have really ever seen.”