Tim Dillon mocks Pam Bondi over Epstein files hearing: ‘Who cares if we kidnap children?’
Tim Dillon mocks Pam Bondi: “Who cares if we kidnapped their children? What does it matter? The DOW is up! Who cares if we snatched your kids and took them to an island to abuse them? The DOW is up! Why don’t you shut your mouth about the kids we abducted and sacrificed” pic.twitter.com/EAU9JVPNmr
— Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) February 14, 2026
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: American comedian and podcaster Tim Dillon took aim at Attorney General Pam Bondi during a recent episode of 'The Tim Dillon Show,' aired Saturday, February 14.
Dillon mocked Bondi’s remarks about convicted offender Jeffrey Epstein during her Capitol Hill hearing on the Department of Justice’s release of files and redactions. His comments also referenced President Donald Trump’s recent remarks about the stock market hitting record high.
Tim Dillon mocks Pam Bondi and Trump admin over Epstein files
On his podcast, Dillon sarcastically referenced market highs while criticizing political priorities. “The Dow is over 50,000 right now, the S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records,” he said.
He continued, “Americans 401ks and retirement savings are booming. That's right. That's what we should be talking about. Who cares if we kidnap their children? What does it matter? Who cares if we kidnap their, the Dow is up. The Dow's up.”
Dillon doubled down on the satire, “Who cares if we snatch your kids and took them to an island to a*use them? The Dow is up. So what? So what? We're part of an ancient blood cult.”
Dillon further stated, “The Dow is up. So what? We perform sacrifices to deities so that we can have their power. The Dow is up. You know what the Nasdaq's doing? The blue chips, the S&P 500. Why don't you shut your mouth about the kids that we abducted and sacrificed so we can please Lucifer or Baal?”
He has also previously accused the Trump administration of bombing alleged Venezuelan d*ug boats in an effort to distract the country from the release of the Epstein files. On the December 6, episode of his show, he alleged that the administration ramped up strikes because of the impending release of the files and a worsening cost-of-living crisis.
Dillon said, “They gotta kill people. This is what the thing is. The Epstein thing is like an albatross around their neck. You just can't get rid of it. They can't shake it. They're covering up a human t*afficking ring.”
DOJ under fire as lawmakers raise concerns over Epstein files review
Members of Congress sharply criticized the DOJ over allegations that it was tracking what lawmakers were searching for as they viewed unredacted versions of the Epstein files.
A photo showed Bondi at a congressional hearing holding a document labeled “Jayapal Pramila Search History.” The document listed Epstein files that Democratic Rep Pramila Jayapal confirmed she searched.
The DOJ began allowing lawmakers this week to view unredacted Epstein files. In a letter from the DOJ to lawmakers obtained by NBC News, it said that it “will keep a log of the dates and times of all members’ reviews.”
Rep Jamie Raskin, the top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee, accused Bondi and her team of “spying on Members of Congress conducting oversight in yet another blatant attempt to intrude into Congress’s oversight processes.”
In a statement, Raskin demanded that the Justice Department “immediately cease tracking any Members’ searches,” adding that he would ask the Justice Department's inspector general “to open an inquiry into this outrageous abuse of power.”
Rep Nancy Mace, one of the most outspoken Republicans on the Epstein files, also alleged in a post on X that the “DOJ is tracking the Epstein documents Members of Congress search for, open, and review.”
